I was feeding a goose.
On the table I had an appetizer.
On my plot the paths are narrow .
And suddenly some two dicks are coming in, one with a stache.
What is this nonsense.
I already grabbed a scythe,
But my feet were bare.
And I stepped on a wasp.

[ O, Fuck! Ah! ]

Bums have stolen from me
The tip of a watering can.
One thing I remember is that stache stache stache stache stache stache stache.
They're running these fuckers.
I want to get back the tip,
And they're already going somewhere in their Volvo Volvo Volvo.

Why the sulk?
I already have a strong lust of revenge!
I'll catch up with them I think,
But first I'll eat a snack - my French fries with gravy.

Bums have stolen from me
The tip of a watering can.
One thing I remember is that stache stache stache stache stache stache stache.
They're running these fuckers.
I want to get back the tip,
And they're already going somewhere in their Volvo Volvo Volvo.

I'll fucking get them soon!
Behind them I won't stray.
Their den I'm entering.
And I'm yelling my face off.

Give me back you bums
The tip of the watering can!
I will tear off from your face this stache, stache stache stache stache stache stache.
And what are you looking at?!
I want to get the tip back!
Or I'll set a fire to your Volvo Volvo Volvo.

[ Yeah! ]